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Don't look, I'm changing. Why didn't the koala bear get the job? They said she was over-koala-fied. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it! What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you've got problems. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it? A teapot! Two goats were munching on a movie script.

Goat 1: This is good! Goat 2: The book was better. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer. Why did the woman become an archeologist? Because her career was in ruins. Manatee who? Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? Ice Krispy Treats. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?

There is no such thing as a half a hole. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat? Brain food. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge. How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge? There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name? Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?

To the rodentist. What does an alien do when it is bored in school? Spaces out. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake? Is this GLUE-ten free? Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock? What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?

Greatest minds think alike! Why did the chicken go the hospital? Because it needed some tweatment! Why was the rabbit happy? Because somebunny loved him! What would happen if the dean lost his job? He would lose his "ideanity. Because they are always up to something. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field. Why can't you spell dark with a "c", so it says "darc"?

Because you can't c in dark! How do you clean a chicken? An egg wash! Because there was noBody on the other side.

Give her some space. Why did the young astronaut cry on the moon? Because he missed his mother earth. Why did the scientist take out the bell? He wanted to win the no-bell prize. Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas? He burped 7-Up. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? No, it be the C! Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze!

The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? Why did the phone walk in the water? He was wading for a phone call. Why don't you ever date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. Cow Cow who?

Why do hockey players make great bankers? Because they are good at checking. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house? The president! Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get away from the KFC. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur? A chocolate-chip Wookie. When is the best time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty!!! Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c? A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?

What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear? Vincent van Hog. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight? You've lettuce down. What did the salad say to the carrot when it asked for directions to a restaurant? Beets me! Which milkshake always comes with a straw?

A strawberry milkshake. What stories do crustaceans like best? Lobster Tales. What is the best gift you could ever ask for? Broken drum sticks. You just can't beat it. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? To the other side of the river. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Then sit on the couch and we'll talk about it, But I'm not allowed on the furniture!

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Ice Krispy Treats —Emmerson H. What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin' Catholic. Why do birds fly south? It's too far to walk. What did the traffic light say to the cars? Don't look, I'm changing! What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? A strawberry. How does a hurricane see? With one eye. How do they answer the phone at the paint store? Why do scissors always win a race? Because they take a shortcut!

How do you stop a bull from charging? You unplug it! What did the dad say to his daughter at the cook out? How do you make the word Tiger longer?

Ti-grrrh —Kabir, Age 9 How do you clean chicken? What is brown and sticky? Why didn't the hyena cross the road? He was too busy laughing. What did the kid learn about knowledge? It was all knowing. Joshua Y.! What did the pear say to the shoeless? You need a pair of shoes. What do you call a bear with no ear? A "B" —Alexis R. Why did the baby cross the road? To get to the whine shop! You Scratch it! Why was the man mad at the clock?

He was ticked off! What is the strongest kind of shoe? Under Armor! Why did Rudolph have a bad report card? Because he went down in History! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy. What's Joanna Gaines' favorite snack food? Chips —H. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in a school! The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa: Why did the cow lie down in the grass?

He was ground beef. What is blue, but not heavy? Light blue. What happened to the frog whose car broke down? He had to be toad! What is the best day to visit McDonalds?

What's a cow's favorite drink? A s-moooo-thie. Why did the tomato stop? Because he was out of juice. Knock, knock Who's there? Lettuce who? Let us in, it's cold out here! He was perfecting his swing! Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! To get to the moo-seum! Why did the sheep cross the road? He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa! Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide! Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle! Why did the tailor go to the doctor? He had pins and needles! Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus! Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly! Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had a dizzy spell! Why did the axe go to the doctor? It had a splitting head! Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant? For spare ribs! Why did the tree get in trouble? It was knotty! Why did the computer break up with the internet?

There was no connection! Why did the girl run around her bed? She wanted to catch up on her sleep! Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy! Why did the burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway! Why did the cup go to the police?

It was mugged! Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes! Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!

Why did the human cannonball leave the circus? He got fired! Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he went to bed? So he could rise and shine! Why did the ladybird go to the doctor? She had spots! Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny! Why did the man put lipstick on his forehead? He wanted to make up his mind! Why did the blob stay at home? He had no place to goo! Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well! Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

To become ex-stinked! Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the taxi driver lose his job? He kept driving his customers away! Why did the magnet go on lots of dates? He was very attractive! Why did the boa constrictors get married? They had a crush on each other!

Why did the tap dancer give up? He kept falling in the sink! Why did the lightning get in trouble? It didn't know how to conduct itself!

Why did the moon burp? Because it was full! Why did the T-rex cross the road? To eat the chicken on the other side! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet! Why did the boy take his dog to a watchmaker? It had ticks! Why did the girl eat coins? It was her lunch money! Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillows? He wanted to have sweet dreams! Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair?

So she could rock 'n' roll! Why did the bee get married? He found his honey! Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water! Why did the ghost go to the theatre?

To see a phantomime!